Dear E. Jean: I gave my iPod to my crush for his 30th birthday. For the first time in our six-year friendship, he said, “I’m starting to get you.” We have two concert dates coming up. How do I make him fall in love?
E. Jean: It’s not his “getting” you, it’s you getting him that will do the business. Ask for his iPod, listen to it, and then hint that his is the greatest mind you’ve ever encountered in your life. The guy will be so enthralled with himself when he’s in your presence, not falling for you will become impossible.